Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is Chojin?

Chojin, also romanized as Choujin, is a japanese word that can be literally translated as "super person" or "ultra being". It's the perfect nickname for someone that is a vowed hypocrite. Many people think that I use this name from Urotsukidoji (an anime that you should never let your kids see) but it's not the case. I WAS a hentai freak long ago, but this isn't the case. I actually started this nick from a place called Lazer Quest. It's a lazer tag game in the states. My friend Chris and I went there a bit when we both worked at McDonalds; when you become a member you have to pick a game name for yourself. So I picked Chojin as a joke and he picked Buju (meaning devil beast). When I started socializing online, I used Chojin. And the name stuck. I been using Chojin for so long I don't feel like changing it.

2. What is Chutspa?

Chutspa (chutzpah if you will) is a Yiddish word that can be translated roughly to "Having the quality of possesing balls as big as church bells". My goal in life is to have utmost chutspa. In fact, everyone on earth should posses high degrees of chutspa. It makes the world go around.

3. Why do you hate white people?

Chojin never stated he hates white people. He's half white after all, would he hate half of himself? Chojin just tend to poke fun of the caucasion stereotypes often cause we don't do enough of it.

4. Why are you an insensitive prick?

The Chojin don't believe he's insensitive. He just belives that the world is way too PC. But since he's the only one with this view he figures the great Sl1me is correct in saying that the world isn't like that, Chojin is just Extremely Non-PC. I just think that if people are too hung up on being Politically Correct we lose sight of more important issues. Of course the Chojin is a hyporcrite when he says this cause he freaks out when people call me the wrong racist slur. He fucking hates being called a wetback or a spic. Chojin is a Gook or a Chink or a Flip or a Mick damnit =p

5. What the hell does ^^;; ^_^ ^_- and =p mean?

They're emoticons. People use them online a lot because the written word is a horrible tool for conveying on the spot emotions. In other words, it's hard to figure out if someone is being sarcastic online. Emoticons help out. "^_^" is derived from anime. If you use enough imagination, it can look like a smile. So I use it when I'm smiling as I type something. ^^;; refers to being embarrased or confused or whatever. The semicolons ";" refer to sweatdrops rolling of my face. "=p" means Chojin is being sarcastic or is in a playfull mood. If you try really hard, you can see it's a dude sticking out his tounge.

Here's a short list of what Chojin uses:

^_^ happy face cause :) just don't cut it for me
^_- wink, duh
=p sticking my tongue out to represent a playful joke
O_o confoozled
O_O suprised
*_* dazed
^o^ lauging like Naga from Slayers
d'_'b Marat Fazulyan
;_; crying

6. Why do you use Japanese phrases sometimes?

Chojin has spent a lot of time (perhaps too much) in anime chatrooms on IRC. When you watch a lot of anime, study japanese, sometimes you slip and use japanese phrases. Most anime fans'll know what Chojin is saying, but for the anime impaired, gomen, Chojin is truely sorry.

7. Why do you type in the 3rd person?

Chojin types in the 3rd person because it helps him write stories. It seems easier for him to talk about something in a detached manner sometimes so he'll talk of himself as a seperate entity from himself. Besides, it's just fun.

8. What is this page all about?

Nothing really, Chojin just gets flustered with life sometimes and instead of beating the crap out of something or killing himself he rather just tell the whole world how he feels.

9. Why boxers?

Chojin enjoys freedom above anything else, and tightie whities feel too much of a restriction in movement among other things to not wear anything else but boxers. Besides, Chojin digs the plaid pattern of his underwear.